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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9767 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.
And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.
So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!