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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2028 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.
And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.
So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!