MommaCraft: No Entry for Grandma

blocked number, Boundaries, Cheating, compromise, cutting off, DISRESPECTFUL, Divorce, entry, Family issues, forgiveness, gift, Grandma, high T levels, infertility, mean, MommaCraft, narcissistic mother, no contact, PCOS, UNFAIR, visitation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of narcissistic parents and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with family members who refuse to apologize for their wrongdoings, just like our players who have cut off their toxic relatives.

Embark on quests and build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries and dealing with difficult family dynamics.

Our server is a safe space where you can create your own rules and enforce them, just like how we enforce hand-washing and no-kissing policies for our in-game babies.

So come on in, block that toxic family member from your life (and your server), and let’s build a better, drama-free world together! Remember, in this server, you’re the one in control – no apologies needed!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Astopia

Adventure, Anarchy, Astopia, Boss Battles, Builder, Community, Creative, creativity, Cross-Play, endless possibilities, Explorer, fighter, friendly community, Lag-free, legend, Minecraft, Quests, Server, strategy, Vanilla

Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Love Letters Sent:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

armor stands, atmosphere, Cities, city building, comfortable, decorations, Enchantments, Farms, Friends, minecraft server, Pictures, president, rp, RP Events, Survival, Swords, texture pack, Textures, Vanilla

I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	90

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

24GB memory, Bananas, classic, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Flavored, Freshly wiped, Google Doc, help-chat, java, Kingdom, Mature, MONKEY, paper minecraft server, quality of life additions, review, seeing you, Server, server-application channel, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

85691042, Adventures, blocky, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	760

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

career prospects, economic downturn, job application, job competition, job experience, job hunting, job insecurity, job interviews, job market, job market challenges, job market difficulties, job market frustrations, job market struggles, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job qualifications, job scarcity, Job Search, Job skills, Jobless, Minecraft, player, smp, unemployment

Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

antitrust, Artificially Inflating, Competition, consumer protection, CraftyMeds, Drug Costs, drug prices, FTC, government regulation, Healthcare, lawsuit, legal action, LITIGATION, market manipulation, Middlemen, pharmaceutical industry, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drug, Price Fixing, price gouging, Sued4PriceHike, sues

LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Star Shards Collected:	279
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

active members, age range, Armor stand arms, banana, Bananas, basic rules, Chat, Cheating, dedicated members, Diamond Economy, Discord, Friendly, Fruity, Fun, Fun Events, Griefing, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, minimal addons, new players, Player Base, Playerheads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Minecraft, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

Crafty, Fun, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender inclusivity, gender nonconformity, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, non-binary identities, Propaganda, smp, social justice, tranny, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender advocacy, transgender community, transgender empowerment, transgender liberation, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Aptitude, effortless skill, Expertise, FORTE, GIFTED, inherent talent, innate abilities, intuitive talent, KNACK™, Minecraft, natural ability, natural talent, naturally good, Pro_Gamer_God, proficient, Skilled, Skills, smp, Specialty, Strengths, strong suit, talent

Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TastyVeggieSnack

beneficial, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, guilt-free, health-conscious, healthy food, Indulgent, low calorie, mouth watering, Nourishing, nutrient-dense, Nutrient-Rich, Nutritious, satisfying, scrumptious, Superfood, Tasty, TastyVeggieSnack, Wholesome

Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5357	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MissileCraftF16s

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense systems, F-16s, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, medium-range missiles, military aid, military assistance, MissileCraftF16s, Politico, Reports, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, Ukraine, US, weapons

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5586	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!

ancient civilizations, ancient Earth, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial phenomena, cosmic events, Crafty, discovery, Earth, Earth’s atmosphere, Earth’s evolution, earth’s history, Fun, geology, History, planet formation, planetary rings, planetary science, Ring, ringed, Science, Space, space exploration

so, liek, this server is liek totally out of this world, man. we got this crazy theory that earth had a ring 466 million years ago, so we decided to recreate it in minecraft. you can mine for rare space rocks and build your own intergalactic base.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of alien villagers who trade in diamonds and emeralds. they’ll give you quests to complete in exchange for out-of-this-world rewards.

oh, and did i mention the giant space squid boss that roams the server? defeat it and you’ll earn the title of Space Warrior and gain access to exclusive areas.

so come join us on this wacky, wild ride through space and time. who knows what other crazy secrets are waiting to be discovered on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5383
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	165	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!