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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 3978 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Our server is so awesome, even twins can’t resist joining! We have a special twin discount where if you and your twin both join, you get double the fun for half the price. Plus, we have a special therapy session for anxious players, just like the husband in this story. Don’t worry, we’ll help you work through your blocks (pun intended).
And if you have a mom like the one in this story, don’t worry – she’s not invited to our server. We have a strict no-bully policy, so you can game in peace without any family drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only twins causing trouble are the ones trying to build matching houses.