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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 842 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Our server is so awesome, even twins can’t resist joining! We have a special twin discount where if you and your twin both join, you get double the fun for half the price. Plus, we have a special therapy session for anxious players, just like the husband in this story. Don’t worry, we’ll help you work through your blocks (pun intended).
And if you have a mom like the one in this story, don’t worry – she’s not invited to our server. We have a strict no-bully policy, so you can game in peace without any family drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only twins causing trouble are the ones trying to build matching houses.