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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3428 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.
Our server is so awesome, even twins can’t resist joining! We have a special twin discount where if you and your twin both join, you get double the fun for half the price. Plus, we have a special therapy session for anxious players, just like the husband in this story. Don’t worry, we’ll help you work through your blocks (pun intended).
And if you have a mom like the one in this story, don’t worry – she’s not invited to our server. We have a strict no-bully policy, so you can game in peace without any family drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only twins causing trouble are the ones trying to build matching houses.
