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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3225 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5307 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Our server is so awesome, even twins can’t resist joining! We have a special twin discount where if you and your twin both join, you get double the fun for half the price. Plus, we have a special therapy session for anxious players, just like the husband in this story. Don’t worry, we’ll help you work through your blocks (pun intended).
And if you have a mom like the one in this story, don’t worry – she’s not invited to our server. We have a strict no-bully policy, so you can game in peace without any family drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only twins causing trouble are the ones trying to build matching houses.