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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 2036 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 766 |
Animals Bred: | 130 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
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And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!