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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7153 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 1804 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
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And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!