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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1798 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
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