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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5066 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 332 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
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