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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3860 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
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