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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 179 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 748391 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
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