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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5391 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4183 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
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