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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9993 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
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