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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4604 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Enchantments Applied: | 100 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 3495 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
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