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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5812 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?
And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!