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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3833 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 59 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9214 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
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