π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1752 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?
And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!