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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9476 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
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