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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5994 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
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