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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6926 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 156 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 346 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 48575 |
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