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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8858 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?
And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!