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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2210 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
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