MommaBear’s Minecraft Babysitting Service

Abandoned, Babysitting, biological mother, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, family loyalty, family reconciliation, ignored, Minecraft, MommaBears, parental abandonment, parental relationships, past trauma, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, Respect, service

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your biological mother showing up unannounced and trying to guilt trip you into babysitting her kids. Instead, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battle dangerous mobs.

Forget about awkward family reunions and endless arguments – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life AITA situations behind!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Towns Built:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️: Where chaos reigns and the only thing resetting is your sanity!

Anarchy, Anticheat, Chaos, close to vanilla, cookie, dallas, Fair Play, Griefing, laid back, no currency, no factions, phantom spawn, player freedom, player heads, PvP, REIGNS, Resetting, sanity, stable performance, Straight.., Survival, Usa, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

Server IP: StraightUp.Minecraft.Best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG_Pa8_kWf4

Located in Dallas, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.

[💻] Stable server performance.

[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.

[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.

[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are land claims allowed on the server?	No, land claims are not allowed on Straight Up.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, there are no world resets on Straight Up.
Are there any special gameplay features?	Minor quality of life changes are implemented to empower player freedom.
Is there a currency system?	No, there is no currency system or econo-shit plugins on the server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Chaika’s Crafty Adventures

action, adaptation, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, Chaika, Chaikas, comedy, comrades, Crafty, dark magic, epic battle, FANTASY, front page, Journey, light novel, Magic, Manga, Mystery, powerful artifact, princess, Quest, Supernatural, War

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Chaika herself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, known for granting wishes to anyone who can catch it.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Chaika demands it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Trash Adventures: The LOL-est Minecraft Server Ever!

Adventures, Arguing, attention whores, booru, Bumping, coloring, Crafty, deliveries, dogpile, drawthreads, edits, FAQ, General Drawthread, Harass, Introverts, LOLest, Minecraft, popularity contest, Requests, rules, seconding, Server, shitposters, Spam, Trash, Trolls

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we don’t tolerate any shitposters, attention whores, or introverts. We’re all about building and having a good time without any drama.

Join us if you’re ready to ignore the trolls and focus on creating epic builds. We don’t have time for arguing or popularity contests, we’re just here to have fun and enjoy the game.

And if you’re looking for a place to show off your creations, we have a booru where you can post your deliveries for everyone to see (even though no one probably will).

So come on over and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes. Just make sure you follow the rules and don’t feed the trolls. See you in the game!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	4388
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Superflat Experience: Where chaos rules, community laughs, and whitelist is a foreign concept! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Anarchy, Bases, bedrock, challenge, Chaos, Community, Concept, Experience, Foreign, Groups, History, laughs, Monuments, Players, Projects, Reset, rules, Spawn, Superflat, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

Overview:

Description	The Superflat Experiment offers Minecraft’s most unique experience: A completely vanilla Superflat world with no resets and rules. The server has a deep 2-year history, with many bases, groups, and spawn projects being created and destroyed. The server is known for its tight-knit community who work together on spawn projects and helping out new players, even in an anarchy environment. The server’s famous Spawn Town can help you start your adventure on the server. (Coords: +60, +160)
IP	Superflat.world
Other Information	Version: 1.20.4Bedrock Port: 25609Discord Server: https://discord.gg/R6SZHDXC7N

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server completely vanilla?	Yes, the server offers a completely vanilla Superflat world with no resets and rules.
How long has the server been running?	The server has a deep 2-year history.
Is there a community on the server?	Yes, the server is known for its tight-knit community who work together on spawn projects and help new players.
Where can I find monuments built by players?	Many monuments can be found within minutes of joining the server.
How can I start my adventure on the server?	You can start at the server’s famous Spawn Town with coordinates +60, +160.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LiveCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, Cross-Play, custommaps, Economy, EpicBattles, Friendlycommunity, intensefights, legendaryitems, LifeSteal, Magic, multiplayer, Parkour, PvP, specialabilities, Survivalmode

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Can experience lag due to high player count
Frequent updates and new content	Some game modes may require purchasing ranks or perks

LiveCraft

Pros	Cons
Unique game modes like lifesteal and pvp ffa	Smaller player base
Supports bedrock version of Minecraft	Limited variety of game modes

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Which server has more players?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a massive player base, making it one of the most popular Minecraft servers.

LiveCraft: LiveCraft has a smaller player base compared to Hypixel.

2. What game modes are available on each server?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes, including minigames, PvP battles, and more.

LiveCraft: LiveCraft features unique game modes like lifesteal and PvP ffa.

3. Can I play on both servers with the bedrock version of Minecraft?

Hypixel: Hypixel does not officially support the bedrock version of Minecraft.

LiveCraft: LiveCraft supports the bedrock version of Minecraft, allowing players to join from multiple platforms.

4. Are there any pay-to-win elements on these servers?

Hypixel: Some game modes on Hypixel may require purchasing ranks or perks, which can give certain players an advantage.

LiveCraft: LiveCraft does not have pay-to-win elements as of now.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	670	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FlawlessCraft: Where imperfections are welcome!

Analysis, challenge, criticism, critique, error detection, Evaluation, Examination, fault finding, Flaw, flaw finding, flaw identification, FlawlessCraft, imperfections, Improvement, Issue, Problem, System, system evaluation, system flaw, system improvement, system testing, test

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja sheep. Yes, you read that right. These sheep will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

2. The diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate. So not only will you be rich in-game, but you can also satisfy your sweet tooth while mining.

3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs come to party. Imagine dancing with a creeper or twerking with a skeleton – it’s a wild time!

4. The trees on our server grow pizza instead of leaves. That’s right, free pizza for everyone! Just be careful not to accidentally chop off a pepperoni instead of wood.

5. If you manage to find a flaw with our system, you will be rewarded with a pet dragon that will obey your every command. Good luck trying to find that flaw though – our system is flawless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AngleCraft: Where even the blocks are tilted and the creepers are confused

angle, AngleCraft, Austin, Babyface, blocks, Champion, Character development, Confused, controversial, CREEPERS, decision, double turn, Entertainment, face, heel, iconic moment, opinion, professional wrestling, regret, Storyline, Survivor Series, TILTED, Vince McMahon, wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few booby traps), and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft wrestler, Babyface! Rumor has it he once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword and a smile.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Just watch out for Vince, he’s a bit of a retard.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3229
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InfinityOP

Discord, discord server, DISCOUNTS, Earth, Economy, Entertaining, Events, Friends, Fun, Hack prevention, Hardcore, InfinityOP, Ip:, Minecraft, Mini Games, NoHackers, PvP, RANGE, Server, Shop, Staff 24/7, Store, Survival, Tebex, Vanilla, VIP Rank

IP: infinityop.xyz

Shop: https://infinityop-shop.tebex.io

Discord: https://discord.gg/F893MDTh

Store 90% discount

FREE VIP Rank! Enter now!

/Range

Join with your friends and have fun with their entertaining Events, PvP, NoHackers,

Staff 24/7

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Emerald Sky Factory: The mods are modding, the blocks are blocking, and the sky… well it’s just being sky. Join us now!

Adventure, Anarchy, Blocking, blocks, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, Curseforge, Discord, Download, Earth, Emerald, Factories, FACTORY, Join, Map, market, Minecraft, Modded, modding, Modpack, Mods, pay to win, Resources, Server, SKY, Structures, Wiki

ESF Minecraft Server Overview

Description	ESF is a semi-vanilla skyblock server dedicated to the Create mod and addons. Enjoy building complex contraptions with Create on this server.
Features	Two-world setup for building and adventure Map will never reset Import .nbt structures No grinding required Community server with no pay-to-win elements

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is joining the Discord server optional?	Yes, joining the Discord server is optional but highly recommended in case you’re lost.
Is there a wiki for more information?	Yes, you can check out our wiki for more details about the server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyKrackers

CraftyKrackers, 글쓰기, 글자학습, 알파벳, 알파벳대체, 알파벳재배열, 알파벳한글화, 언어, 언어학습, 한국어, 한글, 한글교육, 한글글쓰기, 한글로쓰기, 한글로표기, 한글문자, 한글번역, 한글입력, 한글키보드, 한글표기법, 한글학습

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and hilarious server you’ll ever come across! We’ve completely reinvented the alphabet so you can write in Korean while playing Minecraft – how cool is that?!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe that sings K-pop songs. Our community is filled with friendly unicorns, mischievous leprechauns, and a secret society of ninja chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every full moon where the entire server turns into a giant disco party with dancing creepers and exploding fireworks. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any laughter-induced injuries or sudden urges to learn Korean)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Blunders

blocky, Blunders, breakdown, calamity, catastrophe, collapse, crash, Decline, Descent, Destruction, Disaster, Downfall, downfall trail, Failure, Falling, Plummet, ruins, Topple, tumbling, TUMBLING DOWN

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on TUMBLING DOWN!

Join us on a wild adventure where the ground literally moves beneath your feet! That’s right, our server is located on a giant, sentient turtle that roams the Minecraft world, creating new landscapes and challenges for you to conquer.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of glow-in-the-dark llamas who are experts in redstone engineering. They will help you build the craziest contraptions and traps to outsmart your enemies.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep rave that happens every full moon. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So what are you waiting for? Join TUMBLING DOWN today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	229
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MinigamesHD

Bedwars, KitPvP, Mini Games, MinigamesHD, PvP, Server, Skywars, TNT Run

This is a Bedwars Skywars and TNT RUN server! I hope you will join the server!!!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ravencrest – Enhanced PvE, McMMO, Enchants, and more!

bags, Claim, Claiming, Crates, Custom, Customenchantments, Customenchants, Customitems, Customrecipes, Customresourcepack, Customstructures, Customterrain, Customworld, Discord, Discordchat, Dynmap, ELYTRA, Enchants, Essentials, FANTASY, Flight, Friendly, Graves, Griefprevention, HavenBags, Havenelytra, interactive chat, Items, Jobs, Jobsreborn, Land claiming, Landclaim, Lgbt, LGBT friendly, Lgbtfriendly, Marriage, MCMMO, Multiverse, Playerwarps, Resource World, Resourcepack, Resourceworld, RPG, scoreboard, Shops, smp, Structures, Survival, titles, Worldgenerator

Welcome to Ravencrest

Ravencrest - Enhanced PvE, McMMO, Enchants, and more! Minecraft Server

Ravencrest is a 1.20.4 RPG/Fantasy themed Minecraft server.

Embark on a journey through our custom generated world, with over 50+ new structures, scattered throughout the world and the other dimensions.Over 75+ custom enchantments.Many custom crafting recipes and items.And much more!

Earn ranks by honing your skills such as mining, archery, swords, and more.The adventurers guild will promote your rank at certain thresholds; and soon you may even be granted nobility by the kingdom!

★ Features ★

Custom Structures Over 50 new structures, scattered throughout the world and the other dimensions. Resource World A world dedicated to gathering resources. Custom Enchants We have over 75 unique custom enchant for you to enjoy. Custom Items Using custom recipes, we have custom craftable items, and other custom items from crates or other things. McMMO Level up skills and gain perks to enhance your experience. Shops Players can create shops using in-game currency. Graves A grave will spawn when you die, containing your items and experience. After 3 hours, this grave will expire. HavenElytra Combine your elytra with any chestplate, gaining it’s enchants and armor. HavenBags You can obtain shulker-like player bound bags from sizes 9 slots, all the way to 54 slots.Only the owner of a bound bag can open it. Land Claiming Claim your base so no one but yourself and trusted players can access it. Crates Our crates in spawn can award you a variety of items, from custom enchants, to titles, to regular items.To open the crates you require a key, obtained by various means.You can open the Daily crate once a day, without a key. Titles By completing milestones or other tasks, you can obtain a title which you can attach to your name in chat. Interactive Chat Link your items and inventory in chat using [item] & [inv]or view a player’s info by simply putting your mouse over their name in chat.

We have much more, but this list would get too long..We got a bigger list on our Discord server.

LGBT FriendlyOn Ravencrest no one is going to judge you on what you identify as.We won’t stand for discrimination, and want the server to be a welcoming place for all.Come join a friendly environment, and have some fun!

LinksMain: http://ravencrest.questServer Ranks: http://ravencrest.quest/ranksCustom Enchants: http://ravencrest.quest/enchantsHow to Claim: http://ravencrest.quest/claimingDiscord: https://discord.gg/WnT7zpcdDq

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FrontierSMP: Where you can fight, build, and conquer – just no square brackets allowed!

Allowed, Artmap, Bluemap, Brackets, BUILD, Capture Points, Chest Shops, Conquer, Custom Resources, Custom Shops, Enchants, Fight, FrontierSMP, Furniture Crafting, java server, Player Economy, Player Warps, PvP, Resource Surveying, Seasonal Crops, seasonal rewards, Seasonal Themes, Square, Top 3 Rewards, Towny Enhancements, Unique Tools, Weekly Siege Wars

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Version	1.20.5 (Java)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a PvP server based on enhancing the Towny elements to their full potential with NO PAY TO WIN. Towns can survey for resources, capture specific points to collect bonuses, and even participate in weekly Siege Wars. With the custom resources, you can craft furniture, unique tools, enchants, or even grow custom crops in specific seasons. The possibilities are endless, and Season 1 has just launched. At the end of the season, points will be tallied and the victors will be given rewards! Join us now for an awesome experience!

Season 1:

Season 1 is now live and we are currently 1 month in! We have an expected run time of 6 months per season with rewards at the end for all those that finish in the top 3! Check our Wiki for more info.

Main Features:

No Pay To Win
Towny
Jobs
McMMO
Custom Terrain
Capture Sites
Fully Player Run Economy
Chest Shops
Player Warps
BlueMap
Custom Shops
ArtMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?	No, FrontierSMP does not have any pay-to-win elements.
What is the expected run time for each season?	Each season is expected to run for 6 months.
Can players create their own towns?	Yes, players can create their own towns and participate in the Towny system.
Are there rewards for top players at the end of each season?	Yes, there are rewards for those who finish in the top 3 at the end of each season.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ArosMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, BUILD, challenge, Community, Competition, Digital, Entertainment, Explore, FANTASY, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Survival Games, virtual

Hypixel VS ArosMC

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Lag spikes during peak hours
Wide variety of game modes	Can be overwhelming for new players
Active community and events	Occasional server maintenance

ArosMC

Pros	Cons
Focus on Turkish players	Smaller player base
Unique BoxMining/BoxPvP gameplay	Limited game modes
Community events for Turkish players	Lack of English support

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to ArosMC.

2. Which server offers more game modes?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes, while ArosMC has a focus on BoxMining/BoxPvP gameplay.

3. Does ArosMC support English players?

ArosMC primarily focuses on Turkish players and may have limited English support.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.