MommaBearHospitalSlayin

Apology, appendix, Bath, bathroom, brother, comfort, dressing, family, female nurse, Friends, Gown, hospital room, insensitivity, MommaBearHospitalSlayin, opinion, privacy, Recovery, sensitivity, Son, surgery, underwear

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Buildings Constructed:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Animals Bred:	198	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Star Shards Collected:	224
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Animals Bred:	123	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mines Excavated:	2139	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	186	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5380
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	111
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	227
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1759
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.