🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂

So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Animals Bred: 59
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Falling into the Void: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Star Shards Collected: 128 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Runes Activated: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 647 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Runes Activated: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 1707 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Emeralds Found: 5691 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Iruvatar Network

    Iruvatar Network

    We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minebits

    Minebits

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 194

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • LuckyCraft

    LuckyCraft

    Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Farms Harvested: 514
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftMC.pro

    CraftMC.pro

    ◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Gods Slained: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Smithereens Reboot

    Smithereens Reboot

    This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Players Killed by Monsters: 9300
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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