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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4390 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
Magic Items Found: | 1047 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!