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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8306 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 227 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Votes: | 5280 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!