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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3970 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 238 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Magic Items Found: | 6342 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!