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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 267 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!