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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2961 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 9827 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!