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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9440 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!