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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2974 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!