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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7980 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8508 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 5434 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!