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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 992 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 115782 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
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