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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1994 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
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