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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6729 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 4222 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!