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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 513 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 261 | Enchantments Applied: | 257 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9349 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 171 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
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