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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9566 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 766 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!