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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1544 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!