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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8717 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!