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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2921 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!