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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3712 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 100 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9261 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!