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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7997 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 206 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!