MomDrainer420 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of real-life drama and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! Our server is a place where you can escape the constant tension at home and just focus on building and exploring. No more guilt trips or screaming matches over spilled water – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us and leave all your worries behind. Our virtual world is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual soup is way tastier than the real thing – no more arguments over what’s for dinner!

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Your phone won’t be blamed for any of your problems here – in fact, it might even help you build some epic structures! Don’t let the guilt get to you, just grab your virtual pickaxe and start mining away. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	821592
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	632
Mines Excavated:	4227	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FashionistaFundsFiasco

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

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so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1115	Mines Excavated:	4058

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

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come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1383	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	595	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	204	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Items Found:	7339

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	7309	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3307	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Infinite Void SMP: Where falling into the void is just a way to spice things up!

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Infinite Void SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Infinite Void SMP
Description	Custom modded SMP for players to adventure, build, and make friends. Content creator server.
Requirements	18+, Must join Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, it is a requirement to join the Discord server.
Is content creation mandatory on the server?	No, it is not mandatory to create content on the server.
Where can I find the application form for the server?	Click here for the application form

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockyAnime Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and manga is just a distant memory! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds inspired by your favorite anime series.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported into the world of Naruto. They battled alongside Naruto and Sasuke, mastering jutsus and taking down evil villains with their trusty diamond sword. And guess what? They even got to pet Kurama the Nine-Tails! Who needs manga when you can live out your anime fantasies in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret realm where players can enter the world of Attack on Titan. Imagine swinging through the air with your 3D Maneuver Gear, taking down Titans left and right. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure the Titans are extra creepy and extra giant for your gaming pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience anime like never before. Who needs manga when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some pixelated magic together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FatherInLawCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires. Need to blow off some steam? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining for diamonds – it’s the perfect stress reliever!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, especially if you’re tired of being the primary caregiver in your household. Take a break from real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re feeling guilty for not helping out more at home, don’t worry – on our server, everyone pitches in to help each other out. Whether it’s building a castle together or fighting off zombies as a team, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough wood to build your dream treehouse. It’s time to escape reality and have some lolzy fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyLaughsMC

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Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky adventures. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a laughter-filled journey that will have you ROFLing all the way to the Nether!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

So, like, on this server, we got semi-aquatic anole lizards that use special bubbles over their nostrils to breathe underwater. I know, right?! It’s like a whole new level of epicness! You can swim with these lizards, bro, and maybe even learn their secret bubble-breathing technique. Who knows, you might become the next Aquaman or something!

And that’s not all, peeps! We also have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids. Yes, MERMAIDS! You can trade with them, party with them, or even go on epic quests to find hidden underwater caves. It’s like a whole new world down there, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild, yo! Let’s goooooo! 🐊🌊💰🧜‍♂️🏝️

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GreekPixelmon Survival

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GreekPixelmon Survival server for Pixelmon v9.1.12! Take on 8 Player Gyms, an Elite Four, and a Champion! This is a brand new Pixelmon Survival server, come and experience some awesome monthly Pixelmon Giveaway Events, as well as monthly Mystery Gift events on GreekPixelmon Survival!

GREEKPIXELMON SURVIVAL FEATURES: l- PlayerWarps l- EV Training area l – Shops GUI l – Reports l – PlayerShops (ChestShops) l – BYG l – HeadDatabase l – Custom Kits l – GriefPrevention l – WonderTrade l – GTS/STS l – BetterTeams

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3059
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.