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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4666 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 500080 | Magic Items Found: | 6824 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
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