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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3168 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your teenage daughter’s life choices? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you rethink all your life decisions.
Join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape from the responsibilities of real life, just like Mia tried to escape from babysitting her own child. We promise not to call the police if you decide to ditch your in-game responsibilities to hang out with your virtual friends.
With a community as dysfunctional as Mia’s family, you’ll fit right in! Who needs real parents when you have fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing adult responsibilities with teenage desires?
So come on down to our server, where the drama is as intense as Mia’s family arguments. And remember, the only thing we’re abandoning here is logic and reason. See you in the game!
