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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4442 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 |
Join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape from the responsibilities of real life, just like Mia tried to escape from babysitting her own child. We promise not to call the police if you decide to ditch your in-game responsibilities to hang out with your virtual friends.
With a community as dysfunctional as Mia’s family, you’ll fit right in! Who needs real parents when you have fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing adult responsibilities with teenage desires?
So come on down to our server, where the drama is as intense as Mia’s family arguments. And remember, the only thing we’re abandoning here is logic and reason. See you in the game!