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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3681 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9761 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape from the responsibilities of real life, just like Mia tried to escape from babysitting her own child. We promise not to call the police if you decide to ditch your in-game responsibilities to hang out with your virtual friends.
With a community as dysfunctional as Mia’s family, you’ll fit right in! Who needs real parents when you have fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing adult responsibilities with teenage desires?
So come on down to our server, where the drama is as intense as Mia’s family arguments. And remember, the only thing we’re abandoning here is logic and reason. See you in the game!